Feels

>tfw your roommates catch you masturbating with ketchup at 3am
>tfw your roommates are actually your parents
>tfw you're 26

>tfw your dad catches you fapping with mayonnaise
>you start to jizz because of the shock of him walking in
>dad closes the door and doesn't speak to you for a week

>tfw your mom catches you fapping with some deli meat
>before you can move or say anything you finish and come everywhere
>she stops eating sandwiches which she used to regularly
>tfw she gives me a disgusted look and awkward silence any time she sees me making or eating a sandwich now

>tfw my new roommate 1st took his laptop to the bathroom
>tfw I find out my roommate takes his laptop to the bathroom everyday
>tfw I had to live with it for 9 months

Hahahahaha so funny! IDKTF