Feels

you need to have big strong poop like me anon

>tfw making a big solid satisfying log and you don't even have to wipe

>tfw you poop a tiny hard and dense ball of shit
>tfw you barely make it pass
>tfw if you resist the urge it gets easier to pass as it gets pushed by the new column of fresh soft shit.
>tfw the urge is so annoying you don't want to wait anymore
>tfw hemorrhoids