>tfw you're about to take a bath but realize you have to take a shit first
>tfw you fucking love soaking in water, but now bathtime is going to be ruined by tiny bits of toilet paper
>tfw wallowing in your own filth
Anonymous3 months ago
You need better toilet paper if it keeps sticking to your butt.
Anonymous3 months ago
It doesn't matter what toilet paper I use. I guess my asshair is just particularly bristly.
Anonymous3 months ago
just take a quick shower and clean your ass
Anonymous3 months ago
>take shower
>when the bathtub is already filled with hot water
Thanks anon, but this is the cross I must bear.
Anonymous3 months ago
I bathe and then shower.
That way I clean off the filth I was sitting in when i was sitting in the water