>tfw these very words being typed out at this moment by my own fingers are being surveyed and analyzed by a crack team of FBI investigators hundreds of miles away from me in a van parked under a shady tree
Anonymous3 months ago
>tfw I'll never seduce a Jodie Foster-lookalike FBI agent who falls in love with me after reading my enlightening posts on /wiz/, resulting in an intense, loving relationship
Anonymous3 months ago
>tfw there are FBI agents right now reading the first two posts and chuckling to each other over coffee
Anonymous3 months ago
>you will never be a detective in a cyberpunk city hunting down a killer after a string of paranormal murders