Feels

>soda
no wonder you americans are all obese

*diet soda

I always order diet coke when I go to McDonalds, but I have the obesity disease which is why I gain weight

>tfw having a can of Coke for breakfast

>not drinking your own piss

>bought two cartons of lemon iced tea and now can't stop fucking running downstairs to refill my cup

>tfw all I have is tap water
A-at least I'm thin, you a-amerifats. ;__;