Feels

I pick my ears with random shit as I find them because we don't have god damn cue tips. Picking my ears is pure ecstasy, and doubled when you see that you've successfully scooped up a huge chunk of wax.

I picked my uethra with the stylus

>I picked my uethra with the stylus
I've also done this, it doesn't feel as good as everyone said it would, maybe it wasn't long enough.

I used to do that all the time, and then lick the wax off afterwards