Feels

Wizards don't care about fashion, you'd have better luck designing surfboards for desert nomads

>implying you can't sandsurf

This would be sweet on the back of the shirt:
Your butthurtness is delicious!
Regards Normalfag Hunter ;)
But then, it would draw to much attention, and there would be a whole new set of problems, such as people asking what is butthurt, and where did you get that kickass shirt?

Wiz Life

You know those shirts that say "I'm With Stupid" and have an arrow pointing?
It could say "I'm with Waifu ===>"

WPWW reminds me too much of WWJD