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>>tfw read about how constant fapping increases your chances of prostate cancer

But it's the other way around.

I heard fingering your asshole increases your chances for anal cancer
I think it's just a myth perpetuated by anti-masturbation advocates though

I read some website that claimed masturbation makes you bald

http://www.herballove.com/guide/hair-loss-caused-over-masturbation

http://www.herballove.com/guide/poor-memory-lack-concentration-caused-over-masturbation