Feels

Just don't go.

Sibling. Have to go. Or it will be a big fucking deal.

Use it as an opportunity to get drunk at possible open bar. Make them regret dragging you there.

Just say you have the stomach flu.

say you have agoraphobia and will have a nervous breakdown if you have to go

I hate weddings. And I hate my family. I made a post earlier about how my mom always uses me as the family pack mule, so I always have to carry peoples shit( even if it's a grown 20 year old fucking man)
Fuck this. She thinks that because I lift, I have to do everyone's shit

>Use it as an opportunity to get drunk at possible open bar. Make them regret dragging you there.
This.

>tfw no free booze