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Well, at least it wasn't a pony thread, she can sleep peacefully knowing her son isn't a faggot

>not hiding the fluffy abuse thread

why

Holy lel
I love those threads
It's probably indirectly my fault that she saw it, because I posted "le bump" to bump it to the top

now you've learned a valuable lesson

Always make sure you minimize your browser/lock your computer/turn off the monitor or all three before leaving your room

>tfw I'm the person who made that thread
hahaha

windows key + L

it's become a reflex for me to do it whenever I get up

Lel, why don't you just hide the thread? Also this⬆
Did she get pissed or something that you are making a big deal about it?

>windows key + L
>it's become a reflex for me to do it whenever I get up

⇈ this ⇈

It wouldn't be for free. It would be FOR VENGANCE.

I do windows M, turn off the monitor or the monitor turns off itself after a minute. Whenever i think i've fucked up and come running back to the screen i find it was always secure since it was both turned off and minimized.

>tfw you have a clueless mother

she walked in my bedroom while I was cumming in my little trash can, and she thought i was picking up my room. my back was turned towards her.

my laptop faces the wall on my bed, so my mother would have to get on my bed to see my monitor. She can't see when she's in my room cleaning my room. shit! i watched porn while she was cleaning my room. she had no idea.

>>tfw you have a clueless mother
>she walked in my bedroom while I was cumming in my little trash can, and she thought i was picking up my room. my back was turned towards her.

She knew what you were doing, she just didn't say anything

>burn down his town
>he was behind a 7 proxies

> i watched porn while she was cleaning my room.
Youve got weird fetishes anon.

>>tfw you have a clueless mother
>she walked in my bedroom while I was cumming in my little trash can
I had finished my midnight fap and was waiting the boner to die to purge the cum in my urethra. Dad came in, looked around and went back to sleep. I had the cum paper on my table and i think he didn't notice it.

I got caught masturbating in the bathtub by my little sister. I thought the bathroom was locked and it turns out it wasn't shut all the way. She comes in the bathroom and sees me stroking my dick and leaves immediately.

I told her afterward that i was just cleaning my balls. She was too young to know what masturbation was at the time, so she believed me

When i was like 5 or 6 i already fapped but i had no idea of what was i doing. At first i did it because it was an easier way to clean my dick from smegma while i shitted and it felt good at the same time. My mom still wiped me at that age because i found it boring. One day she comes to wipe me and looks that i have a boner. She goes to dad and asks him if that normal and he says yes.

Based dad, he probably knows i masturbate everyday but he has never brought up the topic.

>19 replies

Whoa man

I have a habit of minimizing my windows when I'm not using them.