>go to my local cinema to see Guardians of the Galaxy
>they won't let me in because they have a no-singles policy
>my mom won't go with me because she thinks that superhero movies are for children
;_;
Anonymous1 month, 3 weeks ago
>no-singles policy
They are attemping to eradicate us
You know what to do
Anonymous1 month, 3 weeks ago
That is total discrimination, I can't believe they can do that. I have never even heard of that happening. Where do you live?
Anonymous1 month, 3 weeks ago
>tell them you are not alone, your waifu is with you.
Anonymous1 month, 3 weeks ago
this doesn't actually happen, it's like
>penis inspection day
Anonymous1 month, 3 weeks ago
>I hate it when I accidentally show up on penis inspection day. They look at it and snicker a little :(
Anonymous1 month, 3 weeks ago
they think you're going to shoot up the movie theater
Anonymous1 month, 3 weeks ago
Go James Holmes on them
Anonymous1 month, 3 weeks ago
OP posted this on /r9k/
Anonymous1 month, 3 weeks ago
I'm glad my town has a small, non-chain theater in it. All the large ones in the nearby city started enforcing that singles policy last year.
Anonymous1 month, 3 weeks ago
I just buy two tickets and say my friend is in the bathroom. Works every time.