Feels

>Turn on the helium
>Put mask over my face
>Sit back and wait for the darkness to envelop me
>A minute later there's a loud knocking on my bedroom door
>My mom is yelling "Why haven't you taken out the garbage yet?"
>Just lay back and hope she goes away
>She forces the door open
>Start to weep
>She pulls the mask off my face

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