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Anonymous 1 month, 2 weeks ago 4 Replies

>go to movies by myself because I can
>ask ticket bitch for my ticket "ticket for one for The wolf of wall street!"
>ticket bitch says "for ONE? what's it like going to the movies alone?"
>I say "Yes, for one. what's it like earning 9 dollars an hour?" laugh in ticket bitch's face and walk away

Anonymous 1 month, 2 weeks ago

>walk up to stub ripper...say "IS THIS YOUR WHOLE JOB? YOUR PARENTS MUST BE SO PROUD LOL" rip my own stub because I'm not an idiot
>enter eatery, walk up to servant "what will you have?" she asks, "it's okay! I brought my own!" I say while showing her the contents of my backpack with cola and homemade popcorn inside
>turn to those behind me and say "ENJOY PAYING THREE BUCKS FOR COLA, MORONS"

Anonymous 1 month, 2 weeks ago

>make my way to cinema doors...notice lots of couples
>"WHAT IS THIS? MAKE OUT HOUR? THIS IS A MOVIE MORONS, NOT A FUCKING LOVE IN, GTFO"
>laugh at them as they leave in embarrassment
>cinema all to myself, put my feet up and throw popcorn at my face because that's how I eat it

Anonymous 1 month, 2 weeks ago

>tfw my local cinema has a no-singles policy
>tfw I will never be able to do this

Anonymous 1 month, 2 weeks ago

>implying you did any of this