>tfw no elastic penis that would go to the bathroom by himself while i stay in bed
this post is 11 pages behind this one but i only just read it.
it is a tip-top-tier post for several reasons:
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Anonymous4 weeks, 1 day ago
-FINALLY much as i referred to a post as 'who' above, the naming of poster's penis as 'him' is elegant. a bravura addition of class and intrigue to an already creative and duplex feel.