Feels

>not putting ketchup on your turkey bacon

>tfw just tried RC Cola for the first time
>tfw it's 10x better than I ever would've imagined

>Tfw you discover the true meaning of being yourself

>TFW> HELLO???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMDqhIUboS4

tfw> We are running out of time.

I'm fucking sick of being a background character, when do I get to be the protagonist?

tfw> Changing of the "guard" in an hour and ten minutes.

tfw>BANJII!!!!!!!

tfw drinking some vanilla coke on the can

tfw drinking some RC cola on the rocks

I am Groot

leel

>tfw only straight porn that give me boners is cuckold

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmao