>tfw taped salami to baby sis's face n sicked me dog on er n he was bitin the HELL outta er n she was screamin like HELL n I sat on er face n kek'd the fattest stinkaroony SHITE o me life all oer er ead n picked er up n FLUNGED er in the bin n sheved it inta the street n ranned it over w/ me da's truck LMFFAAOOO
THIS IS THE END LIL SLUT!!! THIS WILL BE MY FINAL KEK GOODBYE EVERYONE!!!
Glaive is a faggot, Cripplecock is a jew,Napoleon was Chad Thundercock Manwhore, one admin was a furfag buttblaster and Chadmin is a nonvirgin faggot who sleeps with hookers and closes down feels. WTF MAN?!
>tfw i should be drunk, dancing and playing an invisible bagpipe right now
FUCKING SHIT
I HATE THAT WOMAN
IM SO PISSED OFF
I ALMOS THREW A PUNCH AT HER
HOLY SHIT I JUST WANT ALCOHOL
May his spade never dig may his sow never pig
May each hair in his wig be well trashed with the flail
My his door never latch may hisroof have no thatch
May his turkeys not hatch may the rats eat his meal
Mayevery old fairy from Cork to Dun Laoghaire
Dip him snug and airy in river or lake
That the eel and the trout they may dine on the snout
Of the monster that murdered my beautiful /feels/