Feels

>tfw lethered baby sis's face in honey and smegma butter an sheved er faced inta a ant hill n ants were crellin all oer er gay face an I was laughin like HELL n she was screamin like HELL an I sheved er in a trash baggy n STOMPED it again n again and flunged er in the trash bin an was havin a proper giggle n tooted an accidentaly blewed a wee bit o SHITE LMFAAAOOO

JUSTICE IS SERVED!! LIL SLUT!!

>You will never cuddle a cute Japanese girl
>You will never marry a cute Japanese girl and live together in Japan
>Nobody will ever understand why you are so bitter

Kill me now.

I have become an alcohol, I can't stop it.

baka gajin not like w-w-anted to put ur penis in me bagina anyyway >.>

>no i <3 summer

>tfw both sides of mainstream american politics hate me and no one cares if people like me live or die

im permabanned poster niggerstomper58. i first started reading 4chan when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "irony" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "nigger balls" and "i love shitting inside nigger assholes" in my head for hours lmao

>jus think positive bro :^)

100% authentic Scottish bagpipe music for my drunk friend ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGAJfThCQ1c

>got me a candle
>lit that candle
>hypnotized by the beautiful flame
>stare at it for 10 solid minutes

>tfw on a shitposting frenzy on 4chad while listening to Oingo Boingo and drinking RC Cola
exquisite feel

>tfw playing invisible bagpipe and invisible drums
FUCK
PLEASE LESTINE TO THIS SHITT MA MANGSSSSSS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmwoeBJpcDs

HE POSTED "LOLBUTTHURT" AGAIN AND AGAIN XD

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU
IM NOT JOKING
IM FUCKING DRUNK
IM PLAYING BAGPIPE
IM DANCINGO SCTOTISH MUSIC
F


FUCK YOU FUCKING NON BELIEVERS

>all this low quality shitposting
get good fags