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tfw can't leave this fucking stupid steam group

Cwckifags burn in hell

>tfw no japanese wife who makes you bento and cleans the house and loves to make you happy (unlike western women)

>tfw your pee is cloudy

I hope it's just semen left over in my penis tubes.

>tfw I haven't cleaned out my rats' cage in over a month
I'm a horrible person and deserve to die a slow, painful death

>tfw you have creepy eyes with natural dark circles that you only see in horror movies

>not using tfwhen.com instead

feel when want to shave asshole but my ass is so fat I physically can't get the razor/my arm deep enough to get past my fat asscheeks

>tfw want to live by myself but have no money so forced to listen to parents nagging me to get a job

look at all this money aint that some shit

My dick is so small. I'm too ashamed to let anyone know/see it.

>tfw you manually walk, have bad posture, and can't keep eye contact at all.

Kimveer Gills bodycount sucked!!!!!!

>tfw my roommates think I'm retarded (i should say KNOW i'm retarded)
>they deliberately start torrents around bedtime to try and force me to go to sleep
>i've been playing age of empires III single player for 5 hours now, just waiting to get into my next game of league when the torrents stop

>tfw you utterly despise every member of your family but you are NEET so you have to live with them