Feels

I am getting a big stomach, so i started to eat once a day.

>tfw you have plenty of self-control

>tfw you look in the mirror and understand why you are a virgin

>tfw just took a mean slick and dirty

every fucking time

>tfw no Elliot Rodger around to fuck my pussy

>cant do a single pull up

>tfw baneposting has been the happiest times of my life

First things first, I'm the realest
Drop this and let the whole world feel it
And I'm still in the Murda Bizness
I can hold you down, like I'm giving lessons in physics
You should want a bad bitch like this
Drop it low and pick it up just like this
Cup of Ace, cup of Goose, cup of Cris
High heels, something worth a half a ticket on my wrist

>tfw you keep having flashbacks to stupid shit that you did or said and it makes you want to vanish from the face of the Earth

>tfw seolhyun and hyejeong will never crush my head with their butts

>tfw no smoker hole

>tfw you started vapeing
so this is what it feels like to be a god

>tfw balding

I look fucking hideous. I am afraid to leave the house

>tfw no onee-san role model

>tfw just started playing USF4 a week ago
>get my shit pushed in on PSN
>try it on XBL today
>first time playing sf on xbox controller
>constantly forget what buttons the moves are bound to and can only use normals
>walk all over 500-1000 pp ranked players with my normals only Balrog

>TFW TWO FUCKING DAYS OF NOT BEING ABLE TO POST ON WIZARDCHAN BECAUSE OF THE SHITTY SPAM FILTER
>TFW SEEING THREADS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS AND CAN'T EVEN FUCKING REPLY TO THEM