Feels

>tfw when i'll accidentally snort when i'm going to sleep, or my hands, folded across my chest, will fall, and the sound or motion will wake me up
>tfw these are all extremely jarring and genuinely scare me
>tfw i can't help but imagine horrible creatures around me when i close my eyes
>tfw my thoughts are consumed with hopeless and fruitless the next day will be as I try to sleep

I killed Joan Rivers
Regards Normalfag hunter :)

I move we begin referring to shitposting as normieposting.

>tfw too much of a pussy to really live
>tfw too much of a pussy to kill myself

Fucking normalfags are shitting everything up again, thinking they have the right to post here because they don't break any rules. They brag and bring 4chads shit culture in here and the mods don't do shit about these hidden normies.

>That gratificating feeling of realization when you report a normalfag and he's immediately banned
>tfw once again you've contributed to the quality of the site by keeping the filth out of it.

>tfw you're waifu is skinny but you have a fetish for chubby girls

>tfw Florida
>tfw we will never have another hurricane season like 2004 again

I am the eye in the sky
Looking at you
I can read your mind
I am the maker of rules
Dealing with fools
I can cheat you blind
And I don't need to see any more
To know that I can read your mind, I can read your mind

money's too tight to mention

>tfw you were born just in time to experience the waifu age

>tfw eating hot fries, coughing a storm

>the sudden emotional high you get after crying about how hopeless your life is

This is what I live for. :)

>tfw mana debuff during daylight hours

>look at a vagina up close
>looks fucking disgusting