Feels

>tfw you can't enjoy life without the internet

Without internet, i can't watch movies because I don't have the money to afford them.

without internet money, i can't jerk off because nothing to jerk off to

>tfw you stay up all night and your mom criticizes you for it
>tfw your mother is very controlling

I wish i had the means to get my own place

>tfw I just want to play need for speed underground 2 but I'm too lazy to make it compatible with win7.

All the new ones are shit ;_;

Don't forget to update Firefox

>tfw it's hard as hell to die in the first world
pls kill me

Shemales are the best (´･ω･`)

>tfw my mom worries about me dying in a house fire
>tfw i don't a give a fuck about dying

>tfw i actually fapped to a picture of my own foot but somebody else is posting that again now and I know they are lying

>tfw reading Elliot's experiences in World of Warcraft
>tfw can totally relate when he says that he started to feel lonely in the game
>tfw no good MMOs left

>sleepy and decide to go to bed in 30 minutes
>well enough time for one more beer
>tfw now am at the point where I want to binge drink or I wont be satisfied

>someone knocks on door
>it's the posty man
>he just has a letter
>i have to sign it
>use my retard signature
>it's just a letter for my mom
>PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL written on it

w-what's going to happen

fel

>tfw family thinks you hate them because you spend all your time alone

>tfw no sandwich

>tfw don't have the stones to off myself
Why God? Why would you make me so miserable, yet so much of a pussy?