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tfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMSWRT6ynhs

Rc cola is for fags

>tfw superior to the average human.

The average human is pleb scum. I have no interest in being his or her friend. I enjoy life by myself because I am fucking god

>tfw shy and quiet growing up

Every friend i have ever had has treated me like shit. As a result, i have to the conclusion that fuck human beings. I have no interest in socializing with them. What's so interesting about a dumb normal fag human with average fag interests

my cousin is a popular normal fag. I remember he used to ridicule me in front of his friends because I was a quiet shy kid who wouldn't defend myself if people disrespected me.
I have to go with him to a family reunion and listen to his trendy normal fag metal music on the way there. I have no interest in reconciliation with him. I think he's a huge cunt.

I saw my aunt standing naked in her hallway when I entered her home. She didn't notice that i entered her home.

I pretended i didn't see her and i waited in the living room. I had to babysit my cousin. As soon as she left I blew a load to the thought of her naked in her bathroom

my mom wants me to have a job in the military, not on the frontlines or anything but behind the scenes.

I probably won't fit in with those normal fags, and i'll probably have to communicate which is a problem.

>tfw you went to BP tonight and the waittress was wearing a tight revealing black dress to show off her ass and all you thought about while she was taking your order was making her pregnant and leaving her

>tfw this water tastes like black olives if they were a liquid
I don't think it should

>tfw you get a sudden sense of deja vu
>tfw you suddenly feel a sudden sense of dread
>tfw you feel something terrible is about to happen
>tfw you walk around the house with a Halloween plastic butcher's knife to slam an intruder in the head with
>tfw nothing happened

why is no one posting on /feels/? Am I hellbanned?

tfw eating Famous Anus cookies

>tfw I just edged for three hours straight
>tfw I did it dry
>tfw my wiener really hurts

tfw no driver's license yet
tfw only have a driver's permit so I have to drive around with my dad
tfw I can't listen to REAL HUMAN BEAN and Nightcall while driving around

>tfw sexting normies post on wizardchan