Feels

>tfw love stalking girls online and making them do stuff or i blackmail them :))

>tfw have to stay with a roommate in college
>tfw he emailed me to talk
holy shit, my heart, I'm going to have a heart attack, I cant breathe, just kill me now

what if jesus is not kill

>tfw normalfags tell me to stop drinking because it's degenerate while they get assfucked by niggers and worship kikes

>tfw I realize the 3dpd whores I jerk off to are disgusting once I am done ejaculating

why do i keep doing it? curse my biology.

>tfw clean my asshole with old spice body wash

I hate those dingleberries. They took a while to pick those from my asshole

>tfw you legitimately think that katanas and trenchcoats are cool

>tfw your mother and unofficial step-dad of 15 years are fighting again
>tfw their relationship is entirely loveless and it is toxic to be around them
>tfw the time comes for the inevitable break-up, your support system will collapse
>tfw she'll definitely make you get a job to 'help'
>tfw life is suffering while they're together and will be suffering when they break up

>tfw Pepsi

Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold.

>tfw There's a hundred-thousand streets in this city. You don't need to know the route. You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?

r8 my singing :)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s06LdWSvAKrJ

>tfw Shitposts.

You mechs might have copper wiring to reroute your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel

tfw I say "ayyyyyyyy lmao" out loud every time I read a funny post