Feels

>you try to fart
>leaky shit comes out your ass

>try to drink tap water
>it smells and tastes like ass

>drink 5 sodas a day

I am probably going to get pancreatic cancer or stomach cancer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_d8VSM0nw#t=14

>tfw regressed physically and mentally to the point of no return
>tfw so fat losing weight wouldn't change anything
>tfw so socially retarded i can't go to the bathroom if there's other people in the house

Thanks for contributing to my destructive lifestile, mom.

>tfw onahole is stuck at customs office

w-what do

I'm getting closer to suicide

Once I have enough money for a shotgun I will do it

>tfw used to be the most ubermensch grammar nazi
>now make typos and errors is nearly every post.
Each day I depreciate and grow weaker and more dumb

>tfw your own farts and body odor remind you of doritos cool ranch

mmmmmm

>tfw eye infection has suddenly returned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4E7SYlD3aI

tfw^

>tfw low testosterone

Something terrible is going to happen and I don't know what nor when.

>tfw i finally quit drinking for one night

that fell when im so autisic i cant stop fingerin ass in public and smellen it

>help