Feels

Damn it feels good to be a wizard
A real wizard knows the play
Real wizards get the flyest of the bitches

Life is gay

"I speak to all those that we have never loved,
Those who have never known how to appeals
I speak to all those absent of free sex,
of the ordinary pleasure

Do not worry, friends, your loss is minimal :
Nowhere love exists.
It's just a cruel game where you are the victims;
A game of specialists. "

Michel Houellebecq (la poursuite du bonheur)

Sweden is better than stupid Finland!

>had a dream I was a single father
>the baby was real batshit ugly
>tfw fubar genes

>tfw doing things I enjoy is on par with harsh paid labor
>forever a pleb
>forever a wageslave
Carry on welfar queens

>feel when drinking disgusting monster energy drink
>feel when eating disgusting reetos chips
>feel when you're habitually eating disgusting crap

>drinking some tea
>some splashes into my upper nasal pharynx and washes away the mucous membrane
>have a sore throat the rest of the day
feels bad

>tfw in supermarket
>tfw see so many parents hitting, yelling, and swearing at their children
>tfw realize that wizards would make better parents than 90% of normals

tfw tired and hungry but too lazy to go to sleep or make food

>That feel when you just want to cry so bad but there is people around so you cant let it out and it builds up so bad you burst into treats

tfw you realise the game is rigged and yet we must all continue to play

tfw no money to buy food because EU and my government fucked this country up

>tfw the wizard uprising is coming brethren

Win the normie war, Preserve your mana!
Every time a wizard visits an electronic burlesque theater, the enemy wins.