Feels

>tfw green liquid poop

>tfw so drunk
>tfw give no fucks

Benis :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>tfw drinking and feeling pretty good and listening to some bagpipe shit and acting as im playing the bagpipe
Feels pretty awesome mang

>248 posters
It's working, newfags couldn't make their shitty threads so they're leaving.

>Ricky: [playing 'Spacemen'] Breaker breaker, come in Earth, this is Rocket Ship 27, aliens fucked over the carbonator on engine four, I'm gonna try to refuckulate it on Juniper. Uhh, and hopefully they've got some, space weed there, over. How... how was that buddy? I don't fuckin' know. Bubbles: Ricky... that's not very good. Use space words, real ones, not talking about space weed. Rick...

>tfw v9k became boring as fuck
It seems that the depression is slipping away.

I'm turning into an unstoppable shitposting machine.
I can't hold it back

AAaaAAaAaAAaaYyyYYYYyy lMaO

BaNgLaDeSh

>the magnificent feel of RC Cola

>be a little kid
>cops come to my house
>my schizophrenic brother who was 2 years older than i was ran over some girl with his bike

I am having a stroke

right fucking now

im dead fucking serious

i would call 911 but my phone is across the room and my legs don't work

this is the last thing i will ever write

goodbye /feels/

I've got a huge fucking cock

Well the mystery that intrigues me the most
Is the one that makes men give up hope
The pride and the search for even little things
That might give a meaning, or even a hint
Cause how can a free man not have hope
When he hasn't even reached the end of his rope