Feels

>tfw don't know how to socialize with another human being

>tfw no cute non-normalfag girlfriends exist

For this reason, i'll never get a girlfriend

good bye. i am killing myself

>at a social gathering
>cute girl comes up to me
>i mumble and fuck up my introduction
>she gives me a weird stare

I am 27 and already i hate life. I don't think I am going to make it to 30

The thing i hated the most is that they pretend to like me when they really don't and i don't like them. I don't even know why my mother made me come. That shit made me depressed.

>at a family gathering
>everyone is talking about normal fag shit like vehicles, sports, and all that shit
>feel left out
>sit for 6 hours listening to my normal fag family
>worst day of my life

they probably think I don't even /feel/

>I will never get a girlfriend despite trying to be normal

>you will never be omnilingual

>tfw first beer after days of shitty slavery and can feel the relaxation after the first minute.
Truly one of the few and great joys of my dull existence.

>depressed after spending a couple of days with my normalfag family

>tfw range banned on 4chinz

some black guy gave me a ride home and while he was doing that he was listening to taylor swift

black people listen to taylor swift?

>you will never hear the sound of a loli screaming and crying as you burst into her perfect vag for the first time

jdimsa

>tfw take garbage bags off your windows because there's a house inspection and sometimes the guy comes into your room
>tfw he didn't and now I don't have the tape to put it back up

>never get the opportunity to shit in three days because of family
>fear going to the toilet because I know what's coming
>that ass splitting turd like it's summoned by Moses
>blood and shit
>anus is loose for another week
>bloody farts for a week

fuck my normie family, i wish i could take a shit in peace