Feels

>tfw Gaim ending in less than ten weeks

>tfw see/hear person with speech impediment and strange looks attempting to engage in normal communications while purchasing something
>realise this is what I seem like to every person before and it's not good
It's strange seeing it in 3rd person.

>tfw trying to make myself beautiful so girls will lust after me

I want to them to lust after me so i can refuse their sexual advances

>mantits have started to sag
>stretchmarks getting bigger and purpler

well there's no point losing any weight now

>just punctured my eardrum with a Q-tip on accident
FUCKING HELL

>tfw cleaning ear with Q-tip
FEELS AMAZING

Tell me about Chadmin!
Why does he do it for free‽

>decide to watch a shoujo anime
>every person is 9 feet tall.
tfw you will always be a manlet

>TFW NO AUTO THREAD UPDATER IN WIZARDCHANS

>tfw anal masturbation

>tfw have the spirit of a mage but feel the dark magic of the warlock hiding deep inside

Always aim for the head

Regards,
Normalfag Slayer =)

>one of those rare times where I muster the courage to go outside
>buy myself some candy, too much of a manchild for alcohol
>"ANON WHAT DID YOU GET AT THE STORE"
>"LET ME SEE"
>"CAN I HAVE SOME"

God I wish I lived alone.

Seeing all these dudes getting laid on /b/ pisses me off

I just saw video of a nigger getting head from a QT blonde. She fucking enrages me

>tfw ingrown toenails

why couldn't i be born with flat nail genetics