Feels

kill me

>got me a candle
>lit that candle
>smell is intense!
>getting dizzy
>should I stop?
>no!

>tfw eated yams fer din din an after grebed baby sis by the neck an sheved er gay lil face right up me arse an blewed a fat wave o liquid SHITE all oer er an me nan waked in an I FLUNGED me shitey sis at er an me da ran in and kek'd the fattest steamer I've ever seen square on me nan's face n we were both avin a giggle like HELL LFMAAAOOO

FUCKING SHITEY SLUT SIS!!!!!!!

>tfw drunk dancing to bagpipe music
FEELSS FUCKING GREATT MA MANGSS

>tfw you guzzle down 2l of cruck inside of 10 minutes

why is this allowed

>be me
this should be a bannable offense

you need help man

>tfw ranned baby sis over me wheelchair n dunked pissbottle on er head n sucked me off infront of me da n tawl me to jdimsa but i dived outta wheelchair n chokeslammed baby sis before he hit me again n i sheved me autism pills up baby sis ass again lmaooooooo

slutty whore of a cunt and fuck me da too lmfaoooo

>tfw sheved baby sis head up me dog's asshole n he blurted out a doggy shite right in her mouth n mum came round n saw me da fingerin baby sis again and call police nad i was kekkin a steamer in the corner shop n bought 300 choco glabbernauts to sheve up baby sis pussie lmao

lil slut always wants it lmao jdimsa

>tfw ma caught me tryin o put baby sis in the oven again and she call police

now i am have to move out
wat shud i do feelingston?

>tfw mum found me cp collection and tawl me da

im gettin a beltin 2night lmao

jdimas

Goodnight feels
I might finally be able to get some sleep if I can peal myself away from the shitpost

>tfw goin on a shitpostin spree and cant stop chucklin n snorting to myself in my basement

jdimsa

Remember to kek a sloppy steamer on your baby sis at least once a day to keep her healthy and in good shape

Regards,
Baby Sis Hunter ;^)

>tfw I just made the worst pie I've ever made

Literally everything went wrong. Everything. The dough was bad, I added too much oil, it was dry and burnt, the apples didn't spread through the biscuit and I added too much cinnamon. I actually laughed when I tasted it, it was that terrible.
I didn't even think fucking something up this badly was possible, what the fuck was I thinking.