Feels

I wish I was a 10/10
I would grab a woman, take her on a beautiful date, give her the best sex ever and then whisper in her ear "I'm a NEET and I'm poor" to see the horror spread on her face when she realizes she won't be able to leech off my 10/10 self.

I don't know any female wizards. Even the fattest ugliest whale has had sex

>tfw worse life than robin williams
>haven't committed suicide

it makes no sense. How the fuck does someone with a wife, a daughter and wealth commit suicide and i don't?

To the stars..

People with good lives should have a limit on how long they get to live

at age 50, they should be euthanized

The next celebrity to die should be bruce willis

His life has been too awesome for too long. It's time that he goes. I am sick and tired of seeing him with his hot wife

What should I get for breakfast? I have a $8 budget

I'm thinking a huge bag of cheetos and some crucker

Impeach Chadmin

Ban Warlocks

>spider the size of a mouse crawls into my room
>try to kill it
>it escapes unscathed
>mfw I'm about to cry

We ain't on no jolly shit and we don't pop no Mollies, bitch

>tfw wizardchan is shit tonight

Even though i am skinny, i am afraid to take my shirt off to go swimming.

my body looks like shit

>no friends
>never had a girlfriend
>no family members i like
>quiet person
>always negative

I wonder when i am going to commit suicide. I still want to live for some reason. I wonder when life is going to become so intolerable that i will kill myself.

>tfw pro-suicide

we should have suicide booths every where for people like robin williams.

Why do people speak of robin williams's death as a tragedy? he chose to commit suicide. It's not like someone tortured him and killed him against his will.

The tragedy was the depression and suffering he went through while living, not his death. His death relieved of the depression and suffering.