Feels

>tfw your brother makes fun of you for being an asocial recluse even though he's just as bad as you, just in denial

i hate women so fucking much they all deserve to die slow and painful deaths for being the whores that they are

>tfw Dr.Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours

>that happy feel when you have an ice cold crucka crella and a big bag of smartfoods popcorn

>that panic when somebody takes a picture of you in public

>tfw poor

it sucks

>tfw addicted to masturbation fucking hard
fapping 10 times a day is stardard to me, none of methods i tried helped to limit fap to 1 time a week (i need to limit cause of hormone/health problems caused by fap)
looking for protips, everything gonna be appreciated
PS: 100% hetero, not fapping to deviations, only straight videos and sometimes rule34

>tfw there's a big fly in my room that keeps divebombing and attacking me
stupid normie fly, I hope it gets fly-AIDS and dies

>spend 15 minutes trying to convert thoughts to text to create a thread
>finish typing it
>just click on a board link instead of posting it.

tfw it's my birthday and not even my parents remembered

what should i get from mcdonalds

A real human being
And a real hero
A real human being
And a real hero
A real human being
And a real hero
A real human being
And a real hero
A real human being

>tfw you start talking dirty to your monitor when you porn

Yo ho, yo ho, a virgin life for me

>tfw have means of improving my life that others would love to have
>too lazy to bother

>tfw watching westerns made me sad that I'll never be a cowboy that does whatever I feel like