Feels

To do list for the day:
1. masturbate
2. shower
3. cook spaghetti
4. watch anime
In that order.

>tfw replies are top-to-bottom now

thank you wizard-moot

Why do Europeans smell so bad?

If I pull that off, will you die?

>tfw no feel
>tfw you just want to post a feel so you feel like a part of something bigger than yourself
>tfw disconnected from the uniting source of universal love

>tfw listening to Robert Rich & Steve Roach's "Strata"

>tfw you stay up until just before your parents get up so your time with them is minimised and you feel less crushing shame

Am I a virgin if me and a couple neighbor kids played with each others cocks when we were 9/10?

>that feel when accidentally uploading wizard chan's image to 4chan

>tfw while walking down the street an old man asked me if I wanted a job
>tfw said no because I thought it was weird

>tfw google+ profile has 4000 views

what do these p[eople fucking want from me

>tfw stretchmarks
I'm going to kill myself

>tfw /feels/ is really fast now
>tfw there are 3 new pages of feels every day

>tfw I'm a hopeless pervert

August 6 and August 9 1945 and best days of my life

Japanese genocide best day of my life

fuck japan