Feels

I lost my virginity today!
RC Cola virginity, that is!
And I've gotta say, RC Cola is 100000x better than I ever imagined! I'm a new man!

>take a shower
>"this feels good, I should do this every day"
>two weeks later
>covered in own piss, sweat and cum
>don't shower

>tfw beers have alot of fat calories
>tfw beer belly is back

tfw can't think of a good username

>tfw it's harder to sneeze sometimes than it is to cum

When the time came, I did it. I had to...you had a hundred billion chances and ways to have avoided today, but you decided to spill my blood. You forced me into a corner and gave me only one option. The decision was yours. Now you have blood on your hands that will never wash off.

I Lost My Virginity today!
Bye Bye losers!

>tfw will never win the lottery
>have to work for wage slavery for the rest of my life until I finally decide to kill myself

>tfw I wanna die, my life is gone completely to shit ;-; I just wanna end it all, the whole universe is against me

>tfw wake up at 4am with intense butthurt
seriously i dont know what the fuck that was but it hurt like hell

>tfw you enjoy being asleep but don't enjoy going to sleep.

how can we see if our eyes don't real??

>go to favorite takeout restaurant a few times
>become a regular and they suddenly call me by name
>can never go back there again

>tfw finally got gf
>tfw we had sex yesterday
>tfw I can finally stop coming here

fucking loooooosers

I'm going to fucking do something today.