Feels

lets seee how many shiteposts i can kek out in a minute go

>got me a candle
>lit that candle
>so much heat!
>burns the flesh!

>tfw wizardchan comes to full stop on friday and saturday nights
>tfw all posters are actually normies pretending to be wizards

>tfw your crush has a tail.

>tfw the thoughts of succubi won't leave my mind in peace
>tfw mana gets weaker

>tfw don't know what to do besides shitposting

>spend 3 days trying to make a funny video to post on le reddit
>3 hours later
>0 upvotes

why do i SUCK AT EVERYTHING PLEASE JAY DIMSA COME PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY

wheres me fukin dorspies n mounty jew im mad as HELL my mommy takes me autism bux away aGAIn cuz i stole me sis's panties WTF i was only jokin ma lmao

>cum again in your waifu's mouth
>open your eyes
>still in your shitty room, living your shitty existence
>tfw you're drilling through reality

Oculus do your fucking part because I'm doing mine >:3

>feelin down
>take a sip of delicios RC Cola
>so happy!

>tfw no delivery.
Hitler you failed me in so many ways that I can't even.

>tfw banged baby sis head on cupboard n knocked her out and did a wet steamy shite on her face n ripped off all her clothes n sellotaped bread to her n tied her to the roof for birds to eat her n was laughin like HELL as birds were peckin the HELL outta her LMFAOOOOOO

lil bitch looks like a sack of bloody shite now LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TELEIO FUCKING SHITS

HE LEAKINNNNN

HE LEAKIN!!!!!

Am I still alive?