Feels

>at party
>don't drink a beer because it would be awkward since i don't drink
>it would look like i am drinking just to be cool

>tfw you're lame

I am lame as fuck and don't know what is trendy or in vogue

>tfw stand at cliff edge for hours trying to jump
>tfw go to sleep in a thorny bush nearby because getting tired and cold

>tfw can't really enjoy things I like due to a dark cloud of impending wage slavery hanging over me at all times.

>Only highschool friend finally talks to me after many years
>Have a meaningless conversation about anime like in old times
>"Gotta go now, my gf needs me"
Fucking normalfags, i hate them so goddamn much, goddamit. Why have i been betrayed? Why do normalshits always have to brag about their gf every time although there's no logical way to mention that in conversation?

>tfw you realize /feels/ is the Wizard equivalent of twitter

>tfw want to know many things but don't want to read anything
>tfw knowledge is boring

>tfw spend 6 hours a day hoarding videos from vine, younow, youtube
>tfw i have quite the collection but I'll end up deleting it in a few weeks

>watch halloween recently
>realize michael myers is one of us

>tfw you're extremely selfish
>tfw you don't see anything wrong with this

>tfw hate family
>tfw at family's house for some reunion shit
>tfw don't want to talk at all
>tfw The Dark Knight Rises starts playing on their l duck huge tv
>that fucking erection I get when the plane scene happens and I can't stop fucking laughing

>tfw your sex deprivation is so bad that you wanna fuck your family members

I am having deviant thoughts about fucking my own mom

No one knows how i feel.

Normies don't know what it is like not being able to socialize.

my brain sucks

Only cure is suicide

I'll talk about things I have no clue about just so i could stop being so bored when i am at a social gathering.

For instance, i just talked about mendelian genetics to a group of morons just i could talk. i know nothing about genetics.