Feels

>i'll never nut in the butt of a slut

>tfw you're so drunk you cant even masturbate sorry nightly ritual

If you have a dependence on alcohol you're a degenerate

>tfw public transport in the morning

Subway

Eat fresh

>tfw even normies are better at shitposting than you

>tfw drunk and dont care about ashit
feels good to be a freee wizard

Turn the page, maybe we'll find a brand new ending

>tfw was drunk and happy and them became drunk and a depressed shit
Everyday this is happening ;_;

Yesterday I saw a lion kiss a deer

>tfw every time you drink you cry like a little girl

>tfw skinny little twig

I need to trim my dingleberry tree.

>hear that there's an American Psycho musical
>really want to see it because American Psycho is one of my favorite books and movies
>but there's no videos of it online and I'm too afraid to go in person, plus I don't even know if any of the playhouses near me have it

>tfw little sis hunter hasn't posted in a while
>tfw he was probably thrown in jail by the child protection agency