Feels

Hi, is this Anonymous? I am a big fan of your organisation and I want to join and use my technology skills for chaotic good. Who do I have to contact to become an Anon?

>tfw whenever you blow your nose, some godly awful smell appears
>tfw it makes food taste like shit too
>make a corndog
>almost throw up

>tfw you're a FakeNEET

>tfw no qt childhood friend who motivates you to get in shape, teaches you about female anatomy and rewards you with sexual favours if you make progress

Any wizards in Brisbane, Australia want to live together on autismbux?

>you'll never die
>you'll always be immortal

I really want a BF, I want a guy who can just hold me down and overpower me then cuddle and kiss me while we watch anime together

tfw mutekimia will never be my gf

tfw you'll never get to beat the shit out of this guy

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f4b_1403737120

>tfw spam

>that feel when ya can't stop feelin'

>tfw you will never be an anime girl with lactating breasts bigger than your head

>tfw walk past my dog naked and he looks at my ass menacingly and I'm pretty sure he wants to fuck me, and he weighs more than me and I'm scared now

>tfw I wish Sega would port Shen-Mue 1 & 2 to PC

They've ported all this other shit. I want Shen-Mue 1 & 2!

I just made 29 cents selling steam cards. Feels good, man.