Feels

>overweight guy dressed in all black offers you an RC cola if you just bend over his knee

>tfw you get banned for posting "lolbutthurt" Why is Proprietor so butthurt?

>Tfw no virtual reality in which i could rape anyone including lolis without feeling guilty

>tfw coldsores

Stupid BAKA mod deleting my beautiful shitposts!

Curse thy name, Chadmin!!

>tfw whore roommate tries to take my mana, I laugh and goes to room and faps. Whore starts crying, I just turn up the porn

>tfw you want to die, but you actually don't want to, it's the only way you see to relieve the suffering

>tfw still not sick of fapping to the best video of all time

life is good

Why is there no Babysis tonight. Where is RNH-sama? Why are you all failing me? Did you get a gf and go club all night every night?

I remember. I remember why I shoulder all this pain. I've got to do something.
Feel with me wizanons, we're gonna make it different.

where the fuck is my shitpost

I Drive.

>read about a shit jug on 4chan
>stole a 5 gal water jug from garage
>took my first shit in it last night
>tfw it's so big that i can't hide it so a huge jug with one lone pile of shit i sitting in the corner of my room

Alcohol is the only thing that can keep me awake after wage slavery,
if I don't have any I'll just fall asleep for 14 hours until tomorrow starts.

>yfw I pull up to elementary school in my 944
>yfw I rev engine to impress a qtp2t lgf
>yfw I throw an enticing RC cola into playground with a string tied to it
>hear sirens
>0 to 100 real quick