Feels

>tfw drink an entire case of beer just before wage slavery
>seem to be a better wage slave every time I show up drunk or hungover
I guess this all works out.

friendly heads up, using a mcdonalds soft drink cup as a piss container is a bad idea, it leaks after a few days

>tfw constantly and spontaneously remember even the tiniest shameful displays
>always cringing hard throughout the day.

>tfw you realize you stand like a gay person
>tfw reminding yourself to widen your stance every time you stand still

AI LAMEOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgRkqlXzVz8

>clown porn

>not looking up juggalo/juggalette porn

>tfw say polite sage but don't know if people will take it ironically and think it's actually a downboat.

>tfw you listen to komm susser todd in your car

>take sleeping pills for the first time
>they have absolutely no effect

>found a fingernail on my desk
>seems too small to be my own
somebody was here

>tfw your entire family thinks that you're a retard just because you have selective mutism

So tiny, sweet like a candy kiss

Tell me about Chadmin!
Why does he do it for free?

Is there any better feeling than sippin' on an RC Cola and beating the shit out of a normalfag?

Regards,
Normalfag Hunter ;^)

>Hot clown on clown action