Feels

>tfw ugly men getting laid in movies pisses you off

In knocked up, seth rogan's character gets to fuck katherine heigl's character. I had to turn it off

Need to find a way to end it, fast. There's a highway right outside of my house but waking up a cripple would be horrible. No gun either. No tall buildings easily accessible.

Why is such a simple thing, a thing which happens constantly every where on this planet seemingly so difficult and daunting? Why don't I have the courage to jump off a building? Or lay down in front of a train?

http://strawpoll.me/2075218

some normie QT girl is talking about how she gives her boyfriend blow jobs

kill me now

>no hope

>tfw entire life is a shamefur dispray

I want to kill someone once, just to see how it feels.

>tfw it's 2AM and I'm still not sleepy

Hang down your head, Tom Dooley
Hang down your head and cry
Hang down your head, Tom Dooley
Poor boy, you're bound to die

>tfw I drank a bunch of water and now I have to pee every 10 minutes
why must man urinate?

>tfw you get constipated very easily now

>bought two micro usb cables
>they don't with my micro usb device
>mfw theres different micro usb cords

I am going to take a shower, even though it's almost midnight, I don't care

>tfw constantly tired regardless of whether I get 3 or 13 hours of sleep
>tfw mind is the closest your mind gets to leaving the mental fog is paranoia
I don't think my mind will ever feel sharp or aware again

>tfw your mom makes you gross food, and you have to eat it because she's in front of you

I barfed in front of her. I couldn't help myself