Feels

>tfw missed out on prime teenage pussy

>tfw mom is a huge "white liar"
>had to see relatives this week and they kept asking me about shit that never happened
>tfw she tells them I do stuff that I don't

>tfw my waifu will never be real

>go to my local cinema to see Guardians of the Galaxy
>they won't let me in because they have a no-singles policy
>my mom won't go with me because she thinks that superhero movies are for children
;_;

>tfw you'll never be a popular artist

>tfw fap beside my sister all the time while we watch movies together

i just cover myself with a blanket and fap to her

>tfw you haven't been inside of a movie theater in over a decade

>tfw cuckold

>tfw goin 2 c garden of the galacksee and some fat asberg will come in with his large cruck and sit beside me

jdimsa

>tfw /memebloc/ represent

>tfw Japan

>tfw I cant stop peeing my bed with me know.

FUCKING BEERS

>tfw you find your mothers racy teenage pictures

This is a weird feel.

manlets

when

will

they

learn

>sign up for army
>get my my shaved off
>mental health assessment
>dr bane says I don't get to bring feels