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o i am laffin

ayy lmao­

>tfw no loli Laura B gf

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>tfw stretched out baby sis asshole enough to fit baseball bat in er and put croco clippers on her nipples and shocked the HELL out of her till she was screamin her lungs off lmfaoooo

i am become death, the destroyer of anuses

I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?

>tfw no wide-hipped, huge-tittied, otaku onee-san

>tfw no 3D waifu

>you can have a little sister
>but you will live to see her turn into a succubus

>transacting with succubus
>spaghettios & feelaroni

>there are people who post here only because they think they're short

Cola rankings:
1. RC Cola
2. Pepsi


400000. Coca-Cola

>the feeling when you dump your entire shit bucket on baby sis's head and push her down the stairs

LMFAOOO!!! that'll teach you gay baby siiiissss!!!!

There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish

Shut your mouth or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and shut it for you

>tfw you'll never live in a magical world and train as an elven wizard