Feels

>tfw these very words being typed out at this moment by my own fingers are being surveyed and analyzed by a crack team of FBI investigators hundreds of miles away from me in a van parked under a shady tree

Hello Sorcerers, I am Andy Feelsuh, a fellow For-Always-Alone. Are any of you planning to commit any illegal activities? Please tell me about them, so that I can laugh at the plight of the normalfeels, L.O.L.
As another Feeler just like you, I need to know what other sorcerers are doing.

>tfw I came 5 minutes after I came

Supposedly, you aren't able to do that because of the refractory period.

I jerked off to naked chick and cummed, and then i jerked off to some rape porn 5 minutes later and cummed.

>tfw you feel an insatiable bloodlust only settled by the torture and screaming of a thousand innocent infants curdling in the fiery depths of hell, brought on by their painful deaths wrought by you

>tfw you have only shit liquid for the past week

>tfw do eharmony survey for shits and giggles
>the site literally tells you to just be yourself as you answer the questionaire
>answer honestly
>result is 0 matches and "We can't find the right people for you, thanks for trying"

Welp.

>you are at your aunt's house
>your 12 year old female cousin is there in her bedroom watching spongebob
>you join her and ask her how she has been doing
>time goes by
>she all of a sudden asks you if you want to take a bath with her and acts like she really wants to see you naked

This happen to me today. It fucking disturbed me

tfw

https://i.imgur.com/wl8YMBh.jpg

>tfw you make hundreds of creepy/entitled/angry/scary OkC profiles just to depress and sacre the normies in your area

>tfw going back to the psych hospital for the second time this month because I'm thinking about killing myself
I don't want to die but I don't think I can go on much longer

>tfw you're about to take a bath but realize you have to take a shit first
>tfw you fucking love soaking in water, but now bathtime is going to be ruined by tiny bits of toilet paper
>tfw wallowing in your own filth

>tfw no FREE bodafone 4G DATA hotspot that everyone on freenode and xda keep hinting about existing somewhere.

>tfw seeing all those anons with IQ >130

"But I did miss what happened after practice," she breathes out, slowly trailing kisses along Hyejeong's jawline. "In the showers, after everyone had already left," Seolhyun mumbles in between kisses and Hyejeong lets out a throaty moan in response as Seolhyun's hand slips up her shirt, sliding against the heated skin.

Anyone here planning on some mass shooting? You know like killing normalfags and shit?