Feels

>tfw the pressure of being a NEET is building up
>tfw get the desire to actually do something
>tfw getting more and more productive everyday

good feel, and no I'm not a normalfag for learning japanese and eating healthy.

Playing rape scenes from movies in tinychat rooms

I love seeing the reactions from normies

I'm going to hang myself.
I can't take it anymore. I wanted to get a gun but it's just not worth it.
There is literally 0 reason why I should keep living

tfw room is set up all comfy and shit
I am fond of living sometimes

>tfw girlfriend calls me while in the middle of lifting and I don't answer
>she's angry later and apparently wanted to fuck

>tfw want to transform into a raven but am not a wizard yet
Soon...

it is when you pick a booger and it sticks to your finger and won't come off

>tfw you save images to your pictures library for temporary storage before sorting them in meticulously sorted folders
>tfw it has been more than an anime season ago that you have last sorted them

Why do I let it go this fucking long? Now it is going to be a full day's work.

>tfw your dark eye circles from years of computer use in the dark will never go away

>tfw i just downed a huge bag of smartfoods popcorn in one sitting alongside 2l of crucka cola

>tfw the only way I can stop drinking beer is by drinking twice as much pop
>tfw the only way I can stop drinking pop is by drinking beer instead
I'm never gonna be healthy

how to find good OC on youtube?

i can't take it much longer

>take a shit
>turn around to look in bowl
>exclaim "holy shit" upon seeing how massive it is
>realize that what I said has a pretty epic double meaning
>highlight of day

tfw you're a big guy