Feels

>tfw you wake up with a boner every day
>tfw you have to wait till it goes down to turn around and get up or your mom will see it

'tis a beautiful thing to see!

You can see videos of episiotomies and babies coming out of vaginas on youtube, but porn, that is not allowed

what sense does that make? babies coming of vaginas is more icky than most porn.

tfw only 1.7 K/D in CoD

MASTA SKYWOKER DEY ARE TO MANEE OF DEM M8 WOT AR WEE GOING TODO

>tfw too depressed to finish masturbating

>tfw baneposting is literally the only reason /tv/ is relevent

We live in cities you'll never see onscreen
Not very pretty, but we sure know how to run things
Livin' in ruins of a palace within my dreams
And you know we're on each other's team

I'm kind of over gettin' told to throw my hands up in the air
So there
I'm kind of older than I was when I reveled without a care
So there

Virgin internet defense force is now established
Regards Normalfag Hunter ;)

>you will never have Ryan Gosling's looks and money

Josef Fritzl Australian patriot!

Dr. KV, I'm TFW.

>tfw I am getting older and uglier, and I'll be at a point where i'll never lose my virginity to a QT.

>tfw The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!
[grabs a hood]

Martin Bryant and Josef Fritzl
Aussie pride worldwide!