Feels

>tfw Friday tomorrow and will be temporarily released from slavery
>will sleep 14 hours a day and just go back to browsing wizchan the remainder of the day anyhow

Will I get vanned if I download Unteralterbach?

Everyone but me has shit taste.

>tfw the only answer is to fight

So many feels they call me

>tfw succubi have 4billion less neurons in their cerebral cortex
>that's the same difference as a horse to a gorilla
el oh el

>buying games

>tfw had 1 on 1 conversation with some guy over the internet
>tfw it's extremely serious business for me because I haven't talked to anyone in years

I could have fallen in love with him if he wasn't a normie

>go to Quicktrip looking to try some of this RC Cola
>there is no RC Cola at Quicktrip
fug

I wish I could masturbate 24/7 but my body just can't take it

>tfw no good sex simulators exist

how hard could it possibly be to make one? You make an ass that acts like a video game controller except it's for your penis and you fuck it. The cock in the game movies like your cock. Of course there would be a vagina and asshole on the ass(video game controller) and it would feel completely realistic.

>tfw jerking off to hentai games involving lolis

I don't think I could ever go back to live action porn. With some hentai games you can change angles, zoom in, and change sex positions. You can't do with that porn.

I hate meme fags.

Stupid conformists

>tfw too scared to go outside room so pee in bottle

>tfw my cat doesn't want to spend time with me