Feels

>thinking about joining the navy
>look up some videos
>just a bunch of chads messing around like they're in school
>tfw can't just scrub the deck and browse the internet alone at night
I was born to be a hermit

>tfw shitty baby sis meme is taking over

>This britbong shitposter is at it again

Just ignore him guys.

>tfw porked out some brown piglets for brekfast n blewed vemit CHUNKIES ova babe sis lil titties so flat likepancakes lmfaooo looks like iron board n then turned on real steamer iron n IRONED her face off till her face as FLAT AS CHEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BABE SIS LOOK LKE IRON MAN!!!!!!!!!!! lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOooOoOoOO

>TFW BURNted baby sis face on hot stove n tooked her down corna shop n bought her macnum icecrem n fistpunched down in the lake w/ ducks n feathers quarked er out tae fuck get in this my lad!!!!!

BAB SIS GO QUACK QACK!!!!

>tfw ma caught me blewin loads in babby sis nappy then flunged shite-cummed nappy in her face n ran out door n never comin back but snucked baby sit out in coat n porkin fat loads on er in field

she will SMELL like she DISSERVES lil bitch kek

>tFW pulled a chink-a-rooni out w/ micronwave rice-a-rooni lmfaooo more shite-in-ur-assoni little slut sis thinks she can escape the shite baby sis hunter king

NOT A CHANCE LIL FUCKO DIRTY SISSY BITTTTTTCHHHHHHH LMAOOOOOOOO

anyone have a baby sis i can borrow? just for me ;)

regards,
friendly baby caretaker ;^)

>Man Jerked Off Into Coworker's Coffee, Hoping She Would Notice Him.
Topkek

>tfw succubi get visibly creeped out just by transacting with me
>start laughing at them when it happens
>BTFOing succubi who are forced to transact with me

>IU will never suffocate me in her ass

>had US History class today
>professor had the gall to defend the second amendment in front of the class
>mfw all of the libruls freaking out yelling about how guns kill people
top kek

A pedo here in Sweden got lifetime in a asylum. He raped 14 kindergarden children between ages 1-6 and videotaped his molestations of the children. Then he wanked off to his CP collection. He was a cosplayerfag and a normie and He's 21 yo. I hate cosplayers so much, so this makes me happy to hear about. Cosplayers are fags.Pedo's name is Joakim Stranke

>notice that I'm growing bald
>pour a can of RC Cola on my head
>mfw all my hair grew back
THANK YOU ROYAL CROWN COLA

I WILL GIVE YOU MY ALL, PRETTY BABY
I'LL COME WHENEVER YOU CALL FOR ME, LADY YEAH
I WILL GIVE YOU THE BEST OF ME
THE BEST OF ME
THE BEST OF MEEEEEE