Feels

>tfw you'll never be free
>even if you kill yourself you'll leave behind regrets and make people sad
why can't they all just hate me, why can't everyone just hate me so I can end it

>tfw the only male child(of >10 children) of your fathers siblings
>tfw you see the happiness drain from their eyes as you tell them you still don't have a girlfriend
just let me die without guilt!

>tfw gayshit is posted on /b/

I love you all, my wizard brethren

>tfw mums an alcoholic

>tfw you jerk off at work

I was laid off like 5 years ago, but when i did work, i jerked off in the bathroom a lot. I couldn't function having to work around hot waitresses.

>tfw your sexual deprivation has made you hungry for average-looking pussy

I will say a girl is attractive, and no one else will think she is.

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "Benis”

>tfw not a cute-looking twink

If i were twink, i could at least fap to myself in the mirror

>tfw they laugh at you every time you go for round 2 at subway
>tfw they laugh at you every time they see your complete sandwich consists of only two things
>tfw I'm going to eat there right now regardless

>Tomorrow is monday and it will start all over again
>I'll turn my mind off until it's the weekend again
>once it's the weekend I'll drink the entire time and forget it
>this will repeat until I die, and it'll feel like just yesterday I was a NEET with all the time in the world.

>tfw delicious pizza for dinner
>tfw mother phones and ask you to go pick up a stall qnd some tables from a fair and you get anxious and vomit all the once delicious pizza along with some blood (it always happen, it's been more than 5 years so I guess it's not lethal)

Life is pain

>tfw just ordered stockings, kneesocks and qt panties
>excited as hell to wear them

>tfw all these normies typing <100wpm

>tfw stealing moms panties and sniffing them and use them as fap material