Feels

that feel when balls are weird

>tfw you are so desperate for sex that you would fuck a corpse of a cute girl

>tfw the steam sale fixed my sleep schedule but now I'm slowly reverting back to my old self

tfw no one will ever compliment your belly button

I used to have a laundry basketball that had a perfect hole for a large handle that i used to put my dick in and use for masturbation. my mom threw it out and i kind of miss it

I used it for masturbation for two years, so all kinds of bacteria was probably inside that hole.

>go to fap
>the ejaculation wasn't even that great
>don't know know why i continue to fap

I guess it's because I anticipate pleasurable sensation despite being utterly disappointed 70 percent of the time.

>my cousin fails algebra and says he could do it if he tries hard enough
>his mom(my aunt) dissuades him by implying that he's mathematically retarded, and regardless of how hard he works he won't be good at mathematics.

I find this to be bad parenting. why do parents do this to their kids? I didn't say anything to my aunt because i didn't want to get into a fight with her

tfw some normies are abusing our home's soap box to circlejerk
fuck off

>tfw no gf (ever)

tfw not a wizard so i have to work

tfw peter did not put a feels page on the meltydb

>tfw you have Body dysmorphic disorder

I am afraid to go out in public because I think I am extremely ugly and I embarrassed to be seen by normal fags.

>haven't fapped in 2 weeks
>go fap
>2 seconds later the ride is already over

Do you have a funnycu, /feels/?

>tfw there isn't an equally large population of anxious lonely female virgins craving affection, so that everyone could meet up and be happy