Feels

>tfw jesus was a wizard.

died at 32 as a virgin

>tfw having a smoke, listening to some good music and closing your eyes and for a few minutes all your anxiety is gone

>tfw looking at some 2d art and thinking "this is really well done" and "glad I am a guy"

>tfw want to keep eating

I need money

>tfw updated my browser lost my wizardchan tabs and now have a shit, for the blind, kitty interface.
Thanks mozilla

>tfw vision is rapidly degrading

>tfw nosebleed

>tfw you're disgusted by midgets
all midgets should be exterminated

despite being ugly, i have a nice-looking dick

I see all these handsome normal fags in porn with ugly-looking dicks and it makes feel better

>tfw you don't clean your asshole when you shower

I am afraid to get poop on my fingers because it leaves a oily substance on my fingers that I can't stand. I probably have shit all up in my asscrack. I should probably by one of those toilet scrubbers to get it off

>go to pluck a dingleberry
>grab it tightly
>it's still soft

There is nothing worse in this world.

>tfw normies are ok will enslaving animals, drinking their breastmilk, killing them, and feeding off their carcasses. Yet they don't want some loser sticking his wand in them.
Laws against bestiality are part of the feminist ploy to make virgins remain virgins and keep them down.

>tfw trying to read, and can't comprehend a damn thing

I think i have brain damage

>tfw you find out not all normies are evil